WJ Jeep pisze:
A co, w koñcu raz po pracy wróci³a trze¼wa do domu z ca³± wyp³at± i w dodatku nie bi³a ?

Nie to bylo dokladnie tak;
TReneR wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol a bit. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. TReneR had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them is a single red rose!
He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
wife in lipstick. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I've gone to get
groceries t o make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
darling! Love, Wife"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee, and the morning paper. His son is sitting at the
table eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk out of your mind. You fell over
the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, TReneR asked his son, "So why is everything in perfect order,
so clean,
I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,
I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table...$239.99
Hot Breakfast...$4.20
Two aspirins...38 cents
Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless.